Woohoo! A Reprint...

--it's nice to be wanted by somebody... even if it's by the police

--if i had this kind of attention during my child actor days nag bloom sana career ko

--i wonder if conjugal visits extends to girlfriends...

--free room and board for at least one year...

--i'll probably install linux on the prison computer...

--note to self: remember to pack knoppix....

--what!? hacking is illegal?

--Am I rebarz99? you mean the cutest, most elite hacker in the country? Nope, never heard of him.

--ok, i'll come with you to the police station. Can i check my email first?

--trade you a root shell if you'll let me go...

--It wasn't me. It was the one-armed hacker...

--what's a hacker? isn't that some kind of biscuit?

--i didn't know it was proprietary software i was downloading. i thought it was porn...

--I swear, I just found that list of passwords on the street...

--arrest me and i'll fill your gmail account with spam...

--officer, do you even know what a system call is?

--hi, Jay G. nice to meet you. we'll be sharing a cell?

--i didn't do it. somebody must have spoofed my ip, identity, fingerprint, dna...

--you're looking for rebarz99? sorry, i'm rebarz98...

--if i was attention-hungry dapat member na ako ng ISAW...


:) Smile, it's not you they're after.